FTL key giveaway.

[MotokoSusu]

hhahahaha well no sense of humor I see I shall take my BAG of jokes else where or would you rather I do a 2 guys walk in a bar joke hmmmm?

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[Goliath]

One ABH walks in a thread.

Does a joke about life but it backfires.


Joke: A coalitioner, a Libertonian, and a Rheinlander walk in a bar. They pride themselves with what their nation did. "We applied communism and took down the Hispania!" said the Coalitioner. "We are the richest House ever! No poor men!" said the Rheinlander. "We couldn't defend a Donau from 5 Order slingshot Anubises. We use ganks in almost everything. We attacked a Freelancer because he held an artifact from a dead man. We defeated the Nomads using a Freelancer. We only gave the Lone Star to a Freelancer that basically saved Sirius " said the Libertonian. The Coalitioner and the Rheinlander remain silent for a few seconds, only to tell the libertonian at the same time: "How the **** can you sleep at night?".

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[Ash]

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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[HuggieSunrise]

A duck walked past a hardware store. Looked inside at the clerk and asked him through the window

DO YOU HAVE ANY WALNUTS?

Clerk shook his head and the duck left.

The day after about the same time The duck entered the store and looked up at the clerk.

HEY YOU GOT ANY WALNUTS?

No. said the clerk.

The duck waddled out the door and down the street.

The next day. The duck appeared again and AGAIN asked..

YOU GOT ANY WALNUTS BUDDY?

Clerk was annoyed.

"Listen to me you crazy duck! its a hardware store! We dont have any walnuts!

Now get out of here if you ask that again ill shoot you and eat you!

The duck scurried away.

The clerk was enjoying the last few hours of his shift the next day.

Until he heard the flap flap flapping of duckfeet.

HEY you got any bullets? the duck asked.

Nope were sold out.

HEY you got any WALNUTS?

[Karlotta]

A monk and a nun are riding through the desert on a camel. They're lost and have no more water. The camel collapses and dies. Knowing that they'll soon die too, the monk and the nun tell each other their last wishes. The Monk says: "I've never seen a naked woman!" The Nun says: "And I've never seen a naked man!" So they take their clothes off. The nun asks: "What do you have there?" The Monk replies: "I was told it's a magic wand that creates new life when I stick it into something." The nun says: "Then stick it into the camel so we can ride on!"

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[SnakThree]

I totally forgot about this stuff due to exhaustion. Bumping it up to extend it till tomorrow ~20 UTC, at which will do the random number thing.

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[Dino]

Why can't dinosaurs play the piano?

Because they're all dead.

[SnakThree]

Random number was lucky to Karlotta. Weee. Have fun.

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[Karlotta]

I just watched a youtube summary of the game. Do not want. You can give it to someone else.

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[SnakThree]

@Goliath it is then.

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