Liberty's finest

[Zapp]

Matt looked at him as if he was looking at God himself. They could have been brothers, identical straight down to the donut stains on their shirts.

"YUS! MA LONG-LOST BRUDDA!"

Matt jumps up and gives him a big bear hug, then accepts hit.

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[Generation]

The door to the LPI recruitment office slide open and in steeped a timid looking man "Is this the Donut convention?" he asked, then after a moment "ok so its not, oh a test" he muttered snatching a blank sheet of the desk. Slinking over to a bench, placing the sheet on the table he spent the next several minutes hunched over it.

1. Do you like donuts?
Hmm donuts?..... never had a donut before sounds interesting..... Are they good?

2. Do you like coffee?
OH GOD!!! I live of coffee, I can;t get up in the morning with out my coffee. The best coffee is something called Turkish, apparently its from the old Earth times.

3. Do you like paperwork?
Can I burn it?

4. Do you have any flight experience?
Do high school science projects coun't? I built a hydrogen powered hang-glider.... that blew up.

5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?
Enough to install a fridge, espresso machine and microwave in my ship. Oh and to maintain my supply of pens, its amazing how quickly someone goes threw pens.

6. What hours do you expect/can you work?
Work..... oh right work. Well I can work when ever I can get my ship started. Mechanical equipment has a habit of breaking down around me.

7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Patriot, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?
Well I have no problem with the Patriot as long as the ejection seats work properly. I always thought that the law was the navy's area. But if I really have to I suppose I can, but I ain't going near anything bigger then a fighter. I ain't no where near stupid enough to go near a Cruiser.

8. Are you disgruntled?
Only when the Donuts, Booze, Candy and Pens run out. In that order.


Standing up the young man quickly pocketed the pen "can never have to many pens" he muttered before turning and heading up to the fat man. "Here's ya form thing" he muttered dropping it on the desk.

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[Zapp]

The large man gets up, and momentarily tired and out of original weird things to do,
Just accepts the application with no further ado.

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[Tenacity]

// First off, I had a good 'application' of sorts written out here, but apparently it was in the wrong place. I much prefer that thread's RP to anything I can come up with here... Take a look and tell me what you think:
http://discoverygc.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=22602

1. Do you like donuts?
-Who doesnt? Food of the gods, and a college boy staple.

2. Do you like coffee?
-Well I dont dislike it, but I typically prefer something with more caffeine, or alchohol...

3. Do you like paperwork?
-Of course, I love paperwork... *tapes an origami bird to the application form*

4. Do you have any flight experience?
-Erm... not really, just using a starflea to dust crops on houston, never been to outer-space

5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?
-Hah, who works for money... I'm out for freedom, exploration, thrill...
... How's a hundred grand a year sound?

6. What hours do you expect/can you work?
-My sleep schedule has been pretty erratic lately...

7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Patriot, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?
-Does it go fast?

8. Are you disgruntled?
-I dont think that word is in the planet houston dikshunery.

//And what's this about starting out in a patriot? Thought I read somewhere that the LPI was upgrading all it's ships to liberators =P

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[bot93]

closed i do not wish to join anymore

[Iondark]

I am walking in the street and i see this sign "LPI Recruiting - Apply now!" I Jumped outta my shoes and yelled "This is the job I've wanted seen I have been 5!" I thought that a change could help. I walk in, you can only make one first Impression,and get the test...

Name: Mike Falcon

1. Do you like donuts?
Yes, except i don't get why they put a hole in the middle.
2. Do you like coffee?
Yes, add some Hazlenut creamer, thats my favorite.
3. Do you like paperwork?
Yes, but not too often, gotta save the wrist work for the flying!
4. Do you have any flight experience?
Much, been flying for 2 years now.
5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?
Well, I wish to work for our freedom, but a good pay too keep me from the streets is just enough.
6. What hours do you expect/can you work?
I can work from 2-3 hours on weekdays, 2-5 on weekends.
7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Liberator, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?
Well, I'm really tight too my Guardian, I named her Claire, but I could change into a fit ship.
8. Are you disgruntled?
Freedom is what keeps me happy!

Done with the test I turn it in, I am happy and kept in thought: "Freedom never comes free." And thats why i want to be a LPI.

[Zapp]

The large man-thing <strike>jumped up and beat the punk up</strike> slowly roused himself and took the paper, reviewing it slowly. Looking up with droopy eye lids, he says: "Ah, why da heck na. Yer hired."

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[podcof]

name: Thurman Merman

1. Do you like donuts? what do you think i pawned my gun for?

2. Do you like coffee?thats where the bullets went....

3. Do you like paperwork?......no....

4. Do you have any flight experience?just maddly getting to Sunbucks once enters orbit as quickly as possible.

5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?a bribe here, a bear claw there, free coffee....and respect of...uuh..liberty citizens....*hick*

6. What hours do you expect/can you work? work?...what the hell?

7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Liberator, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?....do what now..?

8. Are you disgruntled?yeah...but i dont have the energy to shoot up the office..and my fingers are too fat to fit in the trigger guard to shoot...

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Alex.Vega[101st]

Omicron-85: KEEP OUT! |

[Donutman]

Joe walks into the recruitment office eating a donut and sees a large flabby mass of LPI asleep on the floor.
he walks arround it and goes to the stack of papers (all of 10 feet!) He gets a paper and sits down.

Name: Joe Smith

1. Do you like donuts?
Do navy's like battleshipz? YES!
2. Do you like coffee?
Do outcasts like cardimine? YES!
3. Do you like paperwork?
The paper works? YES! NOW I DONT HAVE TO FILL THEM OUT MYSELF!!!!
4. Do you have any flight experience?
Wuz dat?
5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?
Enough to pay for a 1 star apartment in a Rhino. And donuts.
6. What hours do you expect/can you work?
Whatevah you say.
7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Liberator, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?
No, i love ejection seats. And Chuck Noris? He here?! *turns around*
8. Are you disgruntled?
Does this flabby mass of LPI like donuts? YES!

He drops it next to the pile of fat and says "Wake up! I iz done."

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This thread is so stupid that a bird sitting on a nearby tree just EXPLODED.

[puckster]

*walks in, sees fat slob on ground passed out...i just grab the paper off the desk and sit down*

Name: Jack Macoy


1. Do you like donuts?
only from dunken donuts

2. Do you like coffee?
suga and cream pls

3. Do you like paperwork?
as long as it isnt as hard has this test

4. Do you have any flight experience?
i used to do some dukes of hazard stunts

5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?
not much..just enough to pay for my battleship...no...ok the just free donuts

6. What hours do you expect/can you work?
what do u mean by work exaclty

7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Liberator, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?
im so confused!!!!...but no...

8. Are you disgruntled?
crap...is that bad

*Stands up throws clipboard at the fat bum and leaves*

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