' Wrote:God help us if aliens come to Earth and this thread is the first thing they see
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' Wrote:[17:42:30] alley: i died
[17:42:53] alley: I arrived to the first town
[17:42:57] alley: and found out about magic spells
[17:43:03] alley: then I wanted to try them out
[17:43:10] alley: and noticed a chicken on the road
[17:43:17] alley: so I shot a fireball at it
[17:43:19] alley: then
[17:43:22] alley: "you have +40 bounty"
[17:43:28] alley: and some guy came and wtfpwnd me with a hammer
[17:43:32] alley: so just a tip
[17:43:36] alley: don't put chickens on fire