I don't know where this joke originally came from, but here goes nuthin'.
The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, ''You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?''
The driver is understandably hesistant and says, ''I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that.''
But the pope persists, ''Please?''
The driver finally lets up. ''Oh, all right, I can't really say no to the pope.''
So the pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
Cop: ''Chief, I have a problem.''
Chief: ''What sort of problem?''
Cop: ''Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important.''
Chief: ''Important like the mayor?''
Cop: ''No, no, much more important than that.''
Chief: ''Important like the governor?''
Cop: ''Wayyyyyy more important than that.''
Chief: ''Like the president?''
Cop: ''More.''
Chief: ''Who's more important than the president?''
Cop: ''I don't know, but he's got the pope DRIVING for him!''
A little girl sits on a bench and swears: "Oh sh*t, holy f*ck". Then there goes a man who warns her: "That is so ruthless of a little girl. How dare you swear like this?" The girl tells him to sit next to her and promises to tell him why does she swear. The guy suddenly starts swearing too. A grandma appears and says: "How impolite! Gentlemen never swear!" But the guy lets the old granny sit down and tells her the reason of him swearing. She starts cussing just like the girl and the man. "What happened to you Rebecca? Why do you swear?" asks her husband. She makes him sit on the bench and states: "The bench is freshly painted."
Your political jokes are terrible and against the rules. Maybe next time make a good joke, eh?
~ The Mods
EDIT: Apparently I saved myself from posting that bad joke by pretending to be a moderator on my own post. Not the best way to double-check yourself, but it works.
Joe Smith, Libertonian buisnisman, goes to trip to Kusari to negotiate trade Deal with group of Kishiro directors. Night before meting he decide to spend pleasent night with Kusari hooker, and, in bead, during sex, she sudenly start yelling: hashimoto, hashimotoooo, hashimooootoooooooooo. . .
Since Joe dont know word of Kusarian, he undersand that as praise to his skill.
Next Day after sucesfoul miting, intire board of directors of Kishiro invites Joe to a Golf game. During game leading direktor makes marvelous shot, he manage to trow Ball in hole in first atempt from more than 100 meters.
Everyone aplauze and congratulatiete, and Joe wanted to show he know some words to, so he yells: HASHIMOTO!
Hole group turns to him, nobody dears to say a word until lead director obviusly pissed screams: what do you mean, "wrong hole"! ! !
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