Chuck Norris Jokes

[Stewgar]

Sadly, we lost another great one.

In honor of the myth and legend, let us celebrate his life by sharing some of our favorite Chuck Norris jokes.

The reason we haven't found life on Mars is because Chuck Norris was there first.

Chuck Norris was bitten by a venomous snake. After days or torturous pain... the snake finally died.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse. The descendants of that horse are known today as giraffes.

Now go, Mr. Norris, go to the afterlife and pass judgement on the powers that be. Cheers.

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It ain't about what you are capable of, it's about what you're willing to do.

[Dejavu]

Can't believe this is the way I found out he had passed : (((

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Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. - David Hackworth (1930 - 2005)

[Hitman-76]

Chuck Norris does not fear death. Death fears Chuck Norris.

Rest in peace.

[Tenshi]

Chuck Norris fires BC Main batteries forwards and uses his heavies to shoot backwards.

Rest in peace to a real legend of our times.

[Geno]

Haste could not balance Chuck Norris, and it was Chuck Norris who balanced him.

Godspeed you legend.

[The_Godslayer]

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

God rest your soul, Norris.

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I'll do something about my superiority complex when I cease to be superior.

"Whatever happened to catchin' a good old-fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and gettin' your shoes, coat, and your hat tooken?"

[Deity]

Chuck Norris once was twice!!

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[Lord Caedus]

Chuck Norris fires BC Main batteries forwards and uses his heavies to shoot backwards.

Rest in peace to a real legend of our times.

Today I found out that Chuck Norris was a Nomad player.

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[The_Godslayer]

Chuck Norris fires BC Main batteries forwards and uses his heavies to shoot backwards.

Rest in peace to a real legend of our times.

Today I found out that Chuck Norris was a Nomad player.

He's the only person who has a shot surviving 20 minutes in an Irra, that's for sure.

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I'll do something about my superiority complex when I cease to be superior.

"Whatever happened to catchin' a good old-fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and gettin' your shoes, coat, and your hat tooken?"

[Warlitz]

Chuck Norris mind controls Nomads

RIP

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