Koolmo,Dec 7 2006, 12:30 PM Wrote:OKAY, new guy is [LD.Inc]Smug.JackS, he'll be in Acquisition, flying a b-moth. BTW, anyone needing a loan, contact me within 6 hours of this post, if you can, i should start trading then.
Kingpin
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Kingpin,
Love free enterprise, eh?
Not currently in position to fund new ships,
but happy to assist new associates in finding and acquiring the necessary add-ons.
Also happy to pass on the VP-Security post. VP-Sales suits me just fine.
Thanks for the promotion. You can hold any bonuses til the new year. (Tax purposes...)
Jack Handey Wrote:I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
More news, looks like we might be 5 for 4 peoples! I got another one that im waiting for a reply on, and he looks promsing, apparently his true passion is smuggling. Shamus, you'll be getting min in S&S if he decides to join.
Ooh, and Shamus, Considering that S&S is growing quite large, Im promoting you to Trafficker, within the faction. Naturally, your ship stays the same. Congrats, you might win a cookie.
Jack Handey Wrote:I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
but we're in danger of overloading our budget for the HR Division. Suggest we keep any future apps on file until the beans are counted and the new associates have completed orientation.
Sales Division is also not up to speed concerning distribution and territory assignments.
Please update internal distribution list (*P/M*) with the following:
Associate name(s);
Division assigment/duties;
Projected volume (max cargo space for each associate).
With this info, we can determine:
"Warehouse" locations,
Territory assignments,
Scheduling of Outriders for escort duties.
Nobody told me this VP slot meant I actually had to work.
Still considering whether to move Sales to bigger "office" as well. Feedback?
Message to: London Drugs Corporate
Comm ID: Malaclypse 666
Gentlemen,
It has come to my attention that members of your organization have expressed concerns about our distribution of the substance known as "Kallisti Gold".
Having some direct knowledge of this substance, I can assure you that it is in no wise meant for recreational useage, nor was it designed as a substitute for the more commonly available entheogens found in our Sector.
Kallisti Gold is tailored specifically as an aid to spiritual growth and enlightenment. It is also used for sacramental purposes, much as tobacco was used by the ancient indigenes of the Terran "America's". (The fact that it tastes good, makes you smile, and packs one hell of a wallop is merely an unintended side effect.)
There also seems to be concern that our distribution practices and pricing (free gratis) will undercut your bottom line. I cannot totally discount this possibility; but I can assure you that K.G. is distributed by the ELF only to those individuals who seem ready to advance to the next step of primate evolution ("seeing the fnords"); and to those members in good standing of the Church of Eris who require it for their religious practice.
Will you buy that for a dollar?
Regards,
Malaclypse 666,
Episkopos Prime,
ParaTheo-AnaMetaMystikhood of Eris Esoteric
(POEE)
You're right Shamus, I am officially declaring an end to the recruiting drive, 10-12 is right in the bucket as for as i'm concerned. So, for everyones infomation and comfort, Im going to post a list of ships and pilots, anyone has something to add, PM me.
Jack, whats the name of your new girl, and does she have any characters ? Good job btw, Apparently smuggler suits you. So far, the only folks in b-moths are myself and Jack, if anyone alse has gotten one, tell me about it. Everyone else should have a standard freighter.
Shamus, Im not sure on the warehouse locations ATM, im open for ideas. Routes can be defined once we have warehouses' locations and numbers. As for the outriders on escort, I think for now it'll have to be ad hoc, unless anyone has eny specific, ahead of time requests. All raiders will be made avalable for escrting duities until further notice, although those colonials are uppity, they're tending towards discretion of late.
Malaclypse, I will indeed by that for a dollar. I may even throw in tip
Jack Handey Wrote:I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
Fowler has reported in. Has been investigating new markets disguised as a mystery shopper. I suppose we can live with that K.G. stuff around, but Fowler sez he couldn't uncross his eyes for a week after a free sample. He's also spouting something about "cabbages". Told him to buck up and join the "400" club.
Zephyr already a 400 Club member.
I think the Outrider vessels can safely be used for Escort as well. Tough little buggers. In fact, I'm holding off on the larger office for now. Still like to get out there in the trenches and monitor the market myself.
To be honest, I'm amazed at the Firm's growth. Suggest that H.R. require future applicants to show up in proper business attire (*vessel*), and with the proper (*Junker*) credentials and references. That should demonstrate their motivation, and streamline the hiring process greatly. We can always negotiate expense accounts and bonuses after the contract is inked.
Oh, and Boss? I've enrolled in a couple of classes.. You may have noticed that I seem to be expressing myself better. Can I be reimbursed?
Hmm, how good ya talk 'ain't suck a big matter to me'self in this org. old bean, but i'll see what i can do. I like that one about the credentials, but i think we'd better handle the basic ship costs for now, they can buy guns and cargo.
Good to hear Zephyr is onboard, Ocean's 11 is also getting into the 400 club this weekend.
Leave the KG alone for now, i want customers that still have jobs, and by the looks of Fowler (signs)
Jack Handey Wrote:I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
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