Well Shamus I've been out with a strange psace flu for the last bit, and I'd much appreciate it if you'd hammer out a proposal with these blokes, and then present it to the board at our semi-tertiary meeting. The Exclusivity agreement quite appeals to me, and the interdiction should get that raiding section off its collective ass. i'd be interested to know whom is making this offer of negotiation, but I can find out in private comms.
As for the other markets, I'm making a pronouncement: GO! Everyone, find yourselves at least one new route that involves outr product list, and report back one you've completed. Feel free to carry fake rolexes.
Jack Handey Wrote:I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
' Wrote:As for the other markets, I'm making a pronouncement: GO! Everyone, find yourselves at least one new route that involves outr product list, and report back one you've completed. Feel free to carry fake rolexes.
Speaking of fake Rolexes, boys,
Yours truly may have been grifted by the infamous Grell you've been reading about.
You may see my error in judgment flying about with an LDinc tag.
The Kingpin even warned me..
Let's retire him with a big send-off boys. Give Grell your finest fake Rolex, and escort him to the airlock.
' Wrote:Let's retire him with a big send-off boys. Give Grell your finest fake Rolex, and escort him to the airlock.
Gives me a chance to take my new Cadillac "Misfit" for a test drive. I'll be sure and leave a Zirconium encrusted Feauxlex Special floating next to Grell's lifepod.
' Wrote:Gives me a chance to take my new Cadillac "Misfit" for a test drive. I'll be sure and leave a Zirconium encrusted Feauxlex Special floating next to Grell's lifepod.
JackS out
Yo Jack,
I see now wihy they made you management. Efficient, concise, but willing to set an example for the associates.
and Jack, this is to confirm receipt of your payment to the Firm's Credit Union account in Liberty. Those business deals must have paid off, Jack. Good work. Will flimsy Kingpin the cancelled check.
All associates, I'm spending the weekend on a special project for the Contracts division. Jack, please field any questions or issues until I return.
I may have missed the memo, but our most recent H.R. report notes that Zephyr has been promoted from Associate to Management. Congratulations, Zephyr. Would you keep your present office until we see if anything materializes with this contract, please. We may have to re-shuffle to accomodate.
Details, details. With all this running around.. furnishing new office.. discussing the possible exclusive territory, etc., it seems I forgot to play nice with the Junkers.
Pretty much taken care of. A few missions in this fat tub out of Rochester and Beaumont. Dispatching a few Rogues and even more of those Outcast lads was a bit distasteful, but necessary.
Currently taking a breather and sucking down Coronas at Arecibo. Any of you associates want to join me, we'll go see what's shaking in Humboldt. If it's anything like the old Humboldt County in ancient California, they may have product we can take advantage of for our A-class client list.
And Slagheap.. next time you fool old Shamus like that, I won't be quite as amused. Kapisch?
Heh, feel free to share away, I'm always up for a 'test run'.
Shamus, good to hear your holding down the hatches with the junkers, wouldn't want you to get driven away from home.
Keep talking to this Malaclypse character, if he's as crazy as you think he is, this could be VERY profitable.
Zephyr, good to hear your mobile store is up and running, feel free to move it around a bit, but don't go out of your way.
To all: I've been informed that we have a 'man on the inside' among the SF, so If the Password "Decadence" is given, respond with one of the following: "Huh?" if you don't know what he's talking about, "Snarfle" if you're engaged at the moment, or "Be with you in a moment" if you need to make a run past his location.
DO NOT initiate contact, I don't know the name of this fellow, so to protect him, only he will be making contact. If he shoots at you, he's shooting to miss, don't worry about it.
Jack Handey Wrote:I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
Message to: [ELF]Wiley_Quixote
Comm ID: Shamus, VP Sales
Mate,
I heard you had volunteered to do the Church of Eris thing among the Junkers. So that makes you our priestly type and boo hoo also, eh. Well, sure, why not.
So, you guys take on the ID and rep of your "flock"? That should give you a pass with our LD.Inc Associates. I shall make sure that pass is honored.
Regards to your Episkopos guy. Thanks to him and you for the Sapphire. I've developed quite a taste for that tang. Where in hell they find Juniper berries out here?
I am available to Malaclypse and yourself whenever needed, Wiley. Not sure I'm buyin' the Goddess routine yet, but there's always hope, eh?
1) Introducing new Outrider Associate Mugen to the Firm. Seems to know his way about our type of business. Kinda quiet like I was, before I took that Neuro Linguini class at the COEE creche. Mugen's startup bonus has already been transferred from payroll to his Credit Union account on the Net. I've also taken the liberty of rounding up some office furnishings for him.
2) Kinda tired of floating this Newsletter by myself, fellows. it's nice we get a letter from the Prez to feature once in awhile. Failure to contribute may reflect on performance, and have an effect on promotions. Have I made myself clear? Thank you.
3) We need suggestions for where to hold the Office holiday party. Anyone?