The *Insert number here* Golden Rules of Disco

[Camtheman]

#-1

4.86 is just a ploy to keep our members here, its actually a myth.

[DodgeOld24]

#': Dodge gets a reward

#(A+=1) If you ever leave for a long time then come back, you will find the community infinitely more welcoming than it ever was when you were here before.

#0: In Twisp's perfect world, math doesn't really matter.

#1: ANY attempt to change things, including but not limited to; The Rules, tech usage, SRPs, factions, etc. will be met with immediate and unconditional trolling from senior members.

#2: NEVER question the rules, no matter how stupid or redundant they may seem. Swearing is NOT permitted in any context, and proper justice will be exacted if a report is filed over saying the word piss next to a person
with sensitive ears.

#3: ALL non vanilla factions are elitist, including but not limited to the Phantoms, [RoS], [HF], and SCRA|

#4: If you fly a capital ship, you are undoubtably a "lolwut", "pvp whore", and so on and so forth. The community will make every effort to prevent your purchase of a capital ship, and tease you relentlessly until proven you can use it properly.

#5: Making a non vanilla faction will get you nowhere without the proper ties first. Do not even try. You will fail.

#6: IDs are a useful ingame tool for metagaming.

ie; freelancer IFF'd transport with a smuggler ID is a smuggler, because one would totally walk around wearing a T-shirt that says "I sell drugs!"

#7: PvP is not roleplay. Anyone who's good at PvP deserves a sanction and should have all of their tech taken away. For the sake of not having to list names, factions include Reavers, [RoS], SCRA|, and [LN]

#8a: Anyone who favors roleplay over PvP is in favor of more restrictions against people who can PvP, and the world would be better off without these people who care instead of being indifferent about everything 24/7 and blowing things up. Funny how this ties into #7. The other side is always the one to blame.

#8b: Don't be negative towards others, be positively aggressive.

#9: The [HF] are Lane Hackers, the =CR= are <strike>IMG</strike> BSG, and the [RoS] are Outcasts, since somehow it's convenient to judge these factions by IFF rather than ID. Funny how this one works in relation to #6, isn't it?

#10: Leave Liberty if you want to be happy. Don't try to fix the problem, just turn a blind eye and look down upon people. It's easier.

#11: Joining earlier then someone automatically makes you better

#12: Anyone with a post lower then 2K is to be considered a 'lolwut'

#13: You cannot make a thread without bias towards your main faction. It doesn't matter if you're genuinely being unbiased about it, everyone will think otherwise.

#17: year olds are per the rules obliged to hamster for and try to abuse 'power' and pretend to be the king of their little world.

#20: Always pay the pirate

#38a: When you have no arguments blame McNeo

#38b: If you do, blame zelot

#39a: Never agree with something Kaiwren says. If you do, you're in his faction, which means you're a communist, which means you're a disillusioned teenager, which means you're not old enough to be on the internet, which means you're probably from the US, and when you add all of these factors together, you realize you're probably an alt of Kaiwren and you didn't even know it.

#39b: Kaiwren doesn't have any alts. Don't bother looking for any, because there are none. Seriously, guys.

#42a: PvP victory --> Kudos thread | PvP loss --> balance/restriction/pvp whore thread/faction feedback post

#42b: PvP victory --> You ganked. | PvP loss --> They must've been ganking.

#42c± is the answer

#66 Never try and be awesomer than Craig Ferguson

#69a: Do never give a damn about Jeremy_Hunter's opinion.

#69b: Sex Robot

#77: NEVER call a character ANY varation of Shepard. Ever.

#78: You will never be as angry as Tenacity. Don't even try.

#99± Primitive and Vito are actually the same person, even when they're not.

#101: All opinions will change if you get kicked out of a faction.

#102: Don't get angry with said faction that kicks you out, find an opening than get even.

#117: Never try to be the Master Chief, Gordon Freeman, or any other epic gaming icons.

#136: Sometimes give a damn about Jeremy_Hunter's opinion.

#198: The admin team is biased against all of you, equally.

#321: wat

#323: HF are in fact an order squadron who fights the navy. They deflected from navy, stole battleships, declared hostile, fighting LN,LSF,BHG and similar.

#324: HF's neutrality with nomads is mask so we don't figure out the rule #323

#325: Tycho will deny it cause he is a lane hacker

#333: People will read whatever it is they want to read.

#401: Tentacles. IN YOUR FACE.

#404: VR are as much Hackers as HF

#405: LOL VR

#406: If somebody does not RP the way you want to, they are a epic fail and should be destroyed with fire

#407: Never question the amount of golden rules.

#408: Join GMG, never mine gas

#458a: if you have,a female char, it must have a lesbian moment. At least one. Or be married/in a relationship/or just an ice queen.

#458b: You can't beat my lag

#500: never piss of Eva McDowell.

#522a: Renegade Navy factions don't work unless your Hellfire Legion

#522b: The first rule of Hampton Roads is you don't talk about Hampton Roads.

#523: Being in SCRA does not make you A communist, just makes you a Commie Fanboi. ^_^

#526: No matter what you tell yourself, you will always be paranoid that someone is secretly referring to you.

#527: They usually are.

#626: Tabris is not an important member of the Community, don't ask him stuff or suspect him of being a Commissar.

#627: Don't talk to Tabris unless you want to be subjected to Left-Wing views and Factions.

#628: Tabris will rabby your tabby.

#629: Any actions Cannon does as a programmer must instantly be met with complete and utter praise, but anything he does as an admin must be criticized endlessly in Skype, while being lightly mumbled about on the forums.

#630: *mumble*

#666a: In Soviet Discovery, Faction Right Two screws over YOU!

#666b: Sex Robot.

#666: Great Evil

#789: Alternative accounts can and will be used to anonymously push the agendas of their owner.

#879: Accusations of bias are used in an attempt to scare people away from acting against the indiviuals who claim such bias exists.

#898: Everyone in the community is equal.

#899: Some people are more equal than others.

#900: Metagaming works.

#901: Panzer is CR.

#997: If you're a miserable person who can't glean any attention for yourself blame it on people with higher post counts.

#998: Then try to claim you're a girl. If that fails go back to #997 until enough time has passed to try #998 again. Repeat.

#999a: Robot Sex.

#999b: Having a high post count and early join date allows you to be an ******* to everyone else, because you're considered an important and influencial member of the community.

#1000: It's okay to hate furries if the majority of the community hates them too.

#1001: It's okay to accuse the admins of bias if the majority of the community accuses them too.

#1002: Dab wins the argument.

#1003± ProwlerPC learns of it last

#1337a: Spleen.

#1337b: All true capwhores have a secret handshake

#1337c: All AI's are evil and should be terminated.

#1338a: An Orchid can never look anything less then sexy, no matter how hard you try

#1338b: Tactical Advantage is super fun and we all know everyone does it so dont act like you dont or you will recieve a hard spanking.

#1993: Spleen?

#1971: Don't ford the river, always caulk the wagon.

#2131: Never remind female character that she is a nerd or hairy dock worker.

#2347: YOU ARE noob, till you join at least one faction...

#4039: Sex Robot is communist. Deal with it.

#9403: Any experiment done by Craig Ferguson will be successful.

#546456456604: Mwerte, happy birthday

#derp: Twisp's really tired right now

#lol: You're either a twisted Mediterranean person or a COMMUNIST (the miner kind). Otherwise, die partei isn't for you.

#numberless: If you make an Indie faction that turns out to be more active and more powerfull than the official faction, prepare to have lies and metagaming tactics applied to you so the official faction can fr5 you.

#v: Even if you don't like Twisp for some reason, you must pretend to like him.
Or the mirrorducks will get you.

#whatever: Even though its clearly said in those annoying server popups you're suppose to talk to someone before you sanction them, you don't. (note I will always break this rule).

#whateverfits: Never, ever call ANYTHING Chuck Norris. Just don't.

#whogivesaratsass: Doesn't matter if you do something for everyone's well being, people will piss all over it and find a way to abuse it for their own well being.




Screw this spammers, I'm not going to continue this. I left off at post 98 in this thread. Have fun.

[Boss]

#52: Dodge must continue this effort. Or else.

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Just go play the game and have fun dammit.

all in all the conclusion is that disco doesn't need antagonist factions, it doesn't need phantoms, it doesn't need nomads, it doesn't need coalition and it doesn't need many other things, no AIs, the game is hijacked by morons to confuse the game with their dickwaving generic competition games mixed up with troll-of-the-day.

[AceJoker]

Golden Rule #11:
Any serious threat posted in flood, will inevitably derail to something non-serious.

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How to speak like a Rheinland native

[Charo]

#2012 Dodge didn't make the list right, and should die in a fire

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[DodgeOld24]

#4033: Nothing that requires more than 2 minutes of work must be expected to be made by Dodge

[Kuze]

#88 this is a sci-fi battle date reference
#458c I want ho have a lesbian moment with my female char

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[Boss]

#765: There are no girls on the internet.

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Just go play the game and have fun dammit.

all in all the conclusion is that disco doesn't need antagonist factions, it doesn't need phantoms, it doesn't need nomads, it doesn't need coalition and it doesn't need many other things, no AIs, the game is hijacked by morons to confuse the game with their dickwaving generic competition games mixed up with troll-of-the-day.

[Kuze]

#∞: If we reach this number, we are doomed and the pedobear will find us all

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[SevereTrinity]

I read that as pedobear will fu- us all.