=== INCOMING TRANSMISSION ===
== FROM: Harold Kane ==
== SUBJECT: Battle Report ==
Evening, Raiders.
Well, first night on the job. Massive success. We destroyed five ships (two personal killshots, one of which was accidental on my behalf, but oh well, it was sadistically fun), including a Liberty Siege Cruiser, a Kusari Exploder, a BWT, an Armoured Transport, and a Nephthys VHF that cheapshotted me to near-death with mines. Much fun.
I would like to thank you again boss for the promotion. My newly fitted Sabre is holding at Mactan awaiting further orders. Lets hope those Rheinlanders don't pull anything funky on us..I still don't like the idea of trusting a police force.
I commissioned the Downfall on a mission to Alpha from the base of Niverton.
We managed to get back and forth without any fuzz.
When we arrived at Buffalo Station to drop of our cargo we were told that the Cardi had been instantly shipped out to other stations.
So me and the crew decided to make another run.
Not much fuzz the only notable thing that trip was a ignorant Freelancer who referred to me and my crew as Hackers.
If i had the firepower needed at that moment i would have made the process short of that insect.
=== INCOMING TRANSMISSION ===
== FROM: Harold Kane ==
== SUBJECT: Battle Report ==
G'day, fellas!
Today's shift has been interesting so far. We commissioned the newest Pirate Transport in the Raider family, the VR-VTS-Hell's.Kitchen and took her out for a spin. On the way to New York, LaBrie and I recieved a transmission from a Cardi train named Falling.Sun that there was a pirate in a Barghest, named Razor[9], trying to get him to drop his cargo. We chased the pirate to California and thoroughly kicked his ass. On the return trip there was an IMG Zephyr outside the Freeport that we had a nice chat with.
Oh, right. There's a dreadnought named LNS-Successor guarding the Magellan gate.
Incoming Transmission...
...Decryption in Progress... COMPLETED
Sender: LaBrie, James
Bit of a weekly newsletter for you morons.
One: Harold Kane is being promoted to the Deviant rank for exemplary conduct. Feel free to use Sabres and bombers, Kaney-boy.
Two: [9] tagged vessels are now considered hostile. After one attempted to pirate our business associate, Falling.Sun for his cardamine, even after being told that his transport was exclusively protected by the Vagrant Raiders. Feel free to destroy these vessels, as they obviously have no use to us.
Oh, and I mini-razored that Navy bit- err... "pilot" after refusing to date me.
Err anyway umm. Oh aye! Message for Jordan Rudess from urr well me I guess. Labrie wanted me to send ya' this. Don't get to angry now.
A small laughing sound is heard
It was Labrie, honest! Guess you'll be looking to smack me so i'll just run off and hide in Labrie's pink bunny slipper drawer that he for an odd reason keeps with him all the time....
=== INCOMING TRANSMISSION ===
== FROM: Harold Kane ==
== SUBJECT: Awesome day. ==
Some funky stuff happened today, boys. You'll never guess what happened.
First, we went for some pirating and ended up in a little fight with three of us (myself, Petrucci, and the dude with the hard-to-pronounce name) versus a pair of rather stupid vigilantes. Petrucci killed one and the other fled about fifteen minutes later.
We then had a wonderful chat with Vixen Ubasti, who is sort of being hunted in Liberty and needs a place to lay low for a while. I've made sure she'll be safe on Mactan with the Raiders and the other hackers there. Play nice.
From: VR Bandit Dwight T. Barnes
Subject: GUESS WHO'S BACK!
Message:
Yo dawgs, got the Wither workin' right again, so I am CRUISIN'. We got a few thousand tonnes a'cardi runnin' in and out again. This stuff be gettin' REAL now. I'll see y'all on the S.K.Y.P.E. protocol. D-dawg out.