Lolwuts in Capships

[Silver.2]

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Ok, for the alst few days, I've noticed something very, very disturbing.

I'm a proud member of the LR (Lapsed Pacifist, if you dont know who). Now, Im normally very tolerant of "lolwuts" or people with little RP, and try to RP around such things. This can normally be done safely, without consequence to anyone. In fact, it can sometimes be very amusing, especially when working with the warped psyche that my character has developed.

Thats fine, jolly all smiles. At worst it ends up with a fighter engaging me (oh well.)

BUT

Every now and then (well, no, alot more than that), someone who maybe overheard an [LN] message or the cries of a trader helplessly caught, comes and tries to fend me off. Do you know his ship? A Cruiser! Yay!

Oh, but what's this? It seems this Navy captain has mounted Liberty AND Rheinland turrets? And Battle Razors? and 4 Zoner flak turrets? Oh, and why does he sound like he has a speech impediment?

WHAT COULD THIS BE?

This, sadly, is a normal lolcap. I swear, they outnumber "good" cap pilots by a factor of dozens.

I'm pretty sure these are the same people who F1 when they're just out of range and then boost over to me before they log off, so that I have no proof. Im also pre4tty sure they're in the same class of people who ram me with their starfleas in the first 5 minutes they're online saying "OH NO U DAMAGE ME BAN BAN!!!1!"

The only problem being, they have really big guns.

Today ALONE, this has happened at least 3 times to me. Here's how it generally sums up.

Me: 'ey! hold 'et!
Trader: Crap..cut the engines!
Me: Good
Trader: OK, pirate, what do you want?
Me: we-
Lolcap: Pcfisyt u have 5 sek till i shot!!!11!!1
Me: Aw, look, a cruiser, jus' fer me!
Lolcap: u talk funn1 leev lan r dai!!!1!
Me: Eh?
Trader: Eh?
Lolcap: DAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: what tha'-?
LR-Lapsed.Pacifist has been put out of action by Lolcap (gun)


See what I mean?

Now, there's no way you can tell me that the Navy is giving command of gigantic capital ships bristling with enemy weaponry to retarded captains with various speech disorders in atime of war. That's just stupid.


Now, so this isn't just another rant about the issue, I propose that ownership of a Capital-class vessel (excluding Gunboats) should require membership in a Faction and the required rank, or otherwise permission from the faction.

Post if you agree or disagree and any comments you may have.

[Akura]

THIS IS SPA-


I mean, yeah, either lol-dentes spamming shizne at lawfuls, or lawfuls capspamming.

I struggle to do anything cept pirate on my LR because the jerks engaging on red...

[CCI45-px/Probe149]

This sounds like a usual day in New York. Nothing new.

Wait, i just got a shiny idea *evil grin*

I swear, they outnumber "good" cap pilots by a factor of dozens.

No, not by dozens, but by hundreds.

Today ALONE, this has happened at least 3 times to me.

Guess what, my Morph gets hunted by lolcaps everytime i show myself. And not just one, there are then 10-15 ships on my ass. Not funny.

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[Errant.Venture]

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[Sarawr!?]

I cannot do anything hardly.

Outcast Sabre? GET TWO CRUISERS TO HUNT IT DOWN AND A HANDFUL OF FIGHTERS TOO.

Phantom VHF? OH GOD CALL THE WHOLE INDIE NAVY.

....Yeah, this brings us back to the whole "Capital ships should be either factionalized or controlled by the respective factions" debate, And I'm willing to bet a handful of the naysayers to that solution have changed their minds by now.

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[Elsdragon]

Of course, half the disco population will quit the second that gets implemented.

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No longer a slave to the man!

[Weedalot]

No vote...

ok i know how you feel and other crap like this, but you do know the only way to make it better is to talk to the lolcap and try to explain.

Last night i met a "Soon to be LoLcAp".. He might not be one and actually see him on the forums. Yea he F-1'nd on me while i was pirating with smilly faces and lol. But the only way to help him and us all is by teaching them, given some do not want to listen nor learn (Permaban them)

about the last part with "ownership" and all, it was suggested many times before and NO. i hate caps but there are many indy great RPers out there

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[Tenacity]

Of course, half the disco population will quit the second that gets implemented.

you mean we'd get rid of the lolcaps AND not have to wait for spots to open on the server? I say we implement this, nao, kill two birds with one stone as it were.

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[Elsdragon]

if ye want em gone, fine. just watch whenh Lolcaps..OMG DISOBEY RULEZ

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No longer a slave to the man!

[masternerdguy]

Me: 'ey! hold 'et!
Trader: Crap..cut the engines!
Me: Good
Trader: OK, pirate, what do you want?
Me: we-
Lolcap: Pcfisyt u have 5 sek till i shot!!!11!!1
Me: Aw, look, a cruiser, jus' fer me!
Lolcap: u talk funn1 leev lan r dai!!!1!
Me: Eh?
Trader: Eh?
Lolcap: DAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: what tha'-?
LR-Lapsed.Pacifist has been put out of action by Lolcap (gun)
See what I mean?

If they want a pure pvp game send em here, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDVEHE10nHc" target="_blank]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDVEHE10nHc</a> . Unfortunately, discovery is a pvp game where the pvp has to make sense and have a roleplay motivation.

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Send the fat kid in to see if its a trap