In the interests of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chit-chat later, my name is Evangaline Jones, you can call me "Eva". I'm you're new Underboss today.
And this is Crime Boss Sylpheed. Sylpheed runs the Liberty Rogues, so unfortunately, he's far to busy to deal with you.
I am a bored... Gunboat captain with a short temper. I am also the only Underboss currently to be held here against her will. But not to worry, because luckily for the most of you, this roll call could be done by a monkey with a pen and paper.
Speaking of which, if I find you particularly annoying, you may see me reach for these: these are pharamceuticals. They're mine, and you can't have any. And no, I don't have a drug problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell.
So, who's first?
// http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=rGi...ADkOQ&hl=en
Check this link. If any information is incorrect, you must correct it here. Only fill out what information is missing, or needs to be changed, otherwise leave the field blank. I cannot read minds, so you have to tell me what's what.
The **** are you doing waking me up, bitch? I have better things to do than to see the third rolecall in the past month or so. Now stop messing with the comm system or else you might find it is rather hard to do so without fingers.
Skype Name: Character Name: Andrew Mort Rank: Ship Name/Class
*Incoming Transmission*
*Sender ID:Ace Margaret Winstone
Aye, I knew that Mortll be first. Hm, wait, another Underboss? Fine. Ill give you information Let me drink a bit.
Okay, better. What did I want? Oh yeah, you need something from me. Information? Im sure alright here and I havent anything to change. And this makes me happy. Contact me again if you need anything. I will glad to help ya.
Okay, thanks, goodbye and good luck with your pills.
*Transmission Terminated*
I never liked your predecessor, that Kusari wench, Yotaka, darlin', and I don't believe I'll be getting to like you either. Go to hell, why don't you, pretty please? I was enjoying my beauty sleep.