My sister hates my hair and ordered me to dye it again, since she thinks it looks ginger. So my mother did it today, she dyes her hair a lot so I felt in safe hands.
Oh how wrong I bloody was.
It's now officially ginger. All I need is a wand, a felt tip pen for some freckles and I could be Ronald Bloody Weasley. Or I could put on my headphones and pull off my avatar look.
drink, but dont get plastered
smile at the bridesmaids, but dont get caught 'in flagrante delicto'
eat all you want, but don't throw up
and if you fall asleep, try not to snore
have been to over thirty weddings, in three different continents. Generally, you will spend the day hungry, bored, needing to pee, thirsty, wishing it was over, thinking "they've been living together for 3 years, how is this a 'special' day?", or a combination of the above
' Wrote:drink, but dont get plastered
smile at the bridesmaids, but dont get caught 'in flagrante delicto'
eat all you want, but don't throw up
and if you fall asleep, try not to snore
have been to over thirty weddings, in three different continents. Generally, you will spend the day hungry, bored, needing to pee, thirsty, wishing it was over, thinking "they've been living together for 3 years, how is this a 'special' day?", or a combination of the above
[color=#FFFFFF]that or you can finger bang the aforementioned bridesmaid under the table
My sister hates my hair and ordered me to dye it again, since she thinks it looks ginger. So my mother did it today, she dyes her hair a lot so I felt in safe hands.
Oh how wrong I bloody was.
It's now officially ginger. All I need is a wand, a felt tip pen for some freckles and I could be Ronald Bloody Weasley. Or I could put on my headphones and pull off my avatar look.
My balls, I'm so going to miss them.
Just accept that you're a ginger and tell your sister to accept the truth! Damnit man, stand up for yourself!
My sister hates my hair and ordered me to dye it again, since she thinks it looks ginger. So my mother did it today, she dyes her hair a lot so I felt in safe hands.
Oh how wrong I bloody was.
It's now officially ginger. All I need is a wand, a felt tip pen for some freckles and I could be Ronald Bloody Weasley. Or I could put on my headphones and pull off my avatar look.
My balls, I'm so going to miss them.
Your mom's a troll and she just trolled her 2 kids in one strike
Kudos to her
(08-10-2015, 07:03 PM)Antonio- Wrote: King Eduard is the greatest
Even I wouldn't dye my hair, even if a sibling begged/commanded me to do it for their wedding day. You should've put up resistance to that command and now your paying the price for it.:D
But basicly in order to survive a wedding (especially when single) all you gotta do is follow these instructions and you may get out with what's left of your testicles.
#1: Stay near the Alcohol, if you gotta deal with relatives nagging you than it's a good idea to be near something that can settle your nerves and drown them out. Also incase another drunk relative starts a fight you'll be near the perfect Bar-Fighting Weapons.
#2: Stay the ####### away from the bride and groom at ALL times if possible, if forced to say something to them, smile and give them a gentle lie.
#3: Avoid your Parents, they'll be asking when your gonna be next and start planning YOUR wedding without even paying attention to what YOU want.
#4: Bring a book or Portable Gaming System for when your 'borrowing' the toilet, may save your sanity and keep you away from relatives for awhile as well as the Mother's of unwed women hunting for your testicles.
#5: Smile and lie profusely if cornered by relatives/siblings/parents/guests and mentally pray to God that you get out alive.
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